If You’re Going to Rob a Bank…
…leave your name off the holdup note:
Thomas
E. Mason was charged with robbing the Fortress Bank in Winona, Minn.,
in June; he was arrested nearby and identified by bank employees, but
the main evidence against him was the threatening holdup note, which
began, cheerfully, “Hi, I’m Thomas Mason.”
E. Mason was charged with robbing the Fortress Bank in Winona, Minn.,
in June; he was arrested nearby and identified by bank employees, but
the main evidence against him was the threatening holdup note, which
began, cheerfully, “Hi, I’m Thomas Mason.”
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Comments from MInTheGap
Leticia said,
Wrote on August 10, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
DUH! What a dope.
ann_in_grace said,
Wrote on January 8, 2007 @ 5:21 pm Subscribed
Ha ha. He was an honest guy, don’t you think ;)?