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		<title>How To Become a Sexual Predator in Five Easy Lessons</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we&#8217;re taking a look at Joe Francis, head of the Girls Gone Wild Empire, to learn how he became a sexual predator that is not behind bars and how you too can do this as well. Step 1: Make sure you have reliable transportation Make sure you have a way to get to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.minthegap.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/joefrancis.jpg" id="image909" alt="Joe Francis" align="right" />Today we&#8217;re taking a look at <a href="http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/08/09/115116.php">Joe Francis, head of the Girls Gone Wild Empire,</a> to learn how he became a sexual predator that is not behind bars and how you too can do this as well.</p>
<p><strong>Step 1: Make sure you have reliable transportation</strong></p>
<p>Make sure you have a way to get to the places that the women visit, and can move unencumbered from place to place. Joe grew up in Laguna Beach, California. He had a Gulfstream Jet that was able to get him from one hot spot to another to find women that were innebriated enough to be taken advantage for his own purposes.</p>
<p><strong>Step 2: Work under someone and get an unethical but profitable idea</strong></p>
<p>Joe did some work with <em>Reality TV</em> which let him see some of the submitted material. From there, he was able to create <em>Banned From Television</em> which showed video of things that could not be shown on <em>Reality TV</em>. It was not a large step from there to rolling film of inebriated girls doing embarassing things on video.</p>
<p>I mean, what pure genius! People would certianly pay to see the things that only those that go to debauched places like Cancun or Mardis Gras get to see. And if reality shows on television have taught us anything it is that people are a lot more interesting and do things that they wouldn&#8217;t normally do when plastered.</p>
<p>Oh, don&#8217;t worry if people complain about it&#8211; it isn&#8217;t porn. You aren&#8217;t paying people to perform sex acts&#8211; they&#8217;re doing it voluntarily!</p>
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<p><strong>Step 3: Make sure to be seen in the company of women with already bad reputations</strong></p>
<p>You&#8217;ll definitely want to appear part of the total lifestyle. This will mean making sure to be spotted hob nobbing it with girls known for their alley cat lifestyle. Even more bonus points for celebrities. You&#8217;ll want people to look at you and think nothing of the fact that you&#8217;re a predator because you hang around with people that give it away for nothing.</p>
<p><strong>Step 4: Get them really drunk, film them saying that they are of age, and then have fun</strong></p>
<p>Joe tried this maneuver on <a href="http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story?coll=la-home-headlines">Janeel Szyszka</a> an 18-year-old girl that was &#8220;discovered&#8221; by Joe and taken back to his bus for an up-close-and-too-personal view of what he and GGW are all about. Of course, he claims it&#8217;s consensual and she claims it wasn&#8217;t. But he&#8217;s got it on film.</p>
<p><strong>Step 5: Have a good lawyer</strong></p>
<p>So, when the girls sue, they can face him&#8211; because they probably will not have their own. When they say they were physically hurt, your lawyer can say it&#8217;s because of how masculine you are. When she says she protested, he can say that it&#8217;s because she was having a lot of pleasure.</p>
<p>You see, it is possible to be a successful, legal Sexual Predator and not have to run afoul of those pesky Dateline NBC people, but you have to lay a ground work and establish a particular persona so that it&#8217;s expected of you. You have to proclaim that it&#8217;s your thing to embarrass and humiliate people for money and to get them drunk so they will do anything you want. Only then will you achieve the debauched and perverted lifestyle that, up until now, only celebrities achieved.</p>
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