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Have You Ever Tried to Be a Table?

This week is my church’s Vacation Bible School week—and we’re most of the way through it.  We’re doing the Answers In Genesis Gold Rush VBS and I’ve liked how the material has been presented.  Tonight’s the Gospel message. In any case, I came upon this image recently, and it reminded me of some of the [...]

“Thank You For My Smokin’ Hot Wife”

Pastor Joe Nelms decided that, rather than give an actual prayer, he’d pull lines right out of the irreverent prayer from the movie Talladega Nights to inject some humor into what’s normally a cookie cutter prayer. Now, while I can tolerate the “smokin’ hot wife” and perhaps the racing cars types, it’s how he closed the [...]

Signs

Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, and collects only eight or nine dollars every day. However, Jose brings home a suitcase of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot [...]

Male or Female?

Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples: 

Lepers

Eskimo Baptism Gone Bad

Please Pick Up Your Clothes

Christmas List

Guardian Angels and Airbags

How To Run From God

Gideon’s Bibles

Waitress > God?

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE  IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

The Lego Church

I got this in an e-mail from my dad, and thought I’d share it with you!

What If Moses had Google?

Here’s a humorous take on what Moses could have done if he had Google: What do you think? [HT CNBC]

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