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Male or Female?

May 26th, 2011 Visited 1652 times, 1 so far today
girls and boys

girls and boys (Photo credit: chö)

Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:

clip_image001 FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
clip_image002 PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
clip_image003 TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
clip_image004 HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
clip_image005 SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
clip_image006 WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
clip_image007 TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
clip_image008 EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
clip_image009 HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
clip_image010 THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily makes a man happy, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota

 

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